Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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