I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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