Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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