Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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