You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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