Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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