my vag is so smooth its legendary
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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