But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
please don't ironically join a cult
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