I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My life is pants optional.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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