ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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