When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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