I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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