That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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