How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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