you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
