Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Its about making memories worth repressing
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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