Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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