i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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