FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize