i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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