this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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