I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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