DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We had sex on a dog bed..
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
