i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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