Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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