I wannas sexs uuuuu
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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