He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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