So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I just found puke in my bra..
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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