Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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