It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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