Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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