this boner is exhausting
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
we should paint friendship bongs
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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