It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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