If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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