: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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