If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I wear drunk well.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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