Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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