Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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