Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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