Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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