I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just found a bag of teeth...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
