Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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