I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
bring money and cleavage
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
God, I missed his penis.
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