Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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