is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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