Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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