love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Buhtt sex?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
