fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
