OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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