i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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