Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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