Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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