Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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